I’m sure this was part of some huge concept about elevating our consciousness from the material plane or something, but seriously: don’t put hippies on stilts. That’s basically begging for a concussion. (via The 50 Worst Band Photos Ever - UGO.com)
Oh, look, it’s the Slipknot Girl Scouts. I always wanted to listen to a redneck Spice Girls with worse choreography. Cross that one off my bucket list. (via The 50 Worst Band Photos Ever - UGO.com)
Dude on the end blew it - he got his emo swoop the wrong way. You’re out of the band! (via The 50 Worst Band Photos Ever - UGO.com)
Finnish metal band Hevinkelium probably won’t give a rat’s ass that they’re in this feature. For one thing, it’s not written in the bizarre seal-alien language that they speak. (via The 50 Worst Band Photos Ever - UGO.com)
“Hey! What would best accentuate the rippling masculinity of our pasty, white, middle-aged pectoral regions? I know! Lightning!” (via The 50 Worst Band Photos Ever - UGO.com)
How many flames are too many flames? This many flames. (via The 50 Worst Band Photos Ever - UGO.com)
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